Posted by Jacksonville Fl 9-16-09
A local Jacksonville man has been mowing his grass shirtless flaunting his man boobs and muffin top for all to see.
Neighbors complaints to the Home Owners Association have gone unanswered until today when a teenage girl passing by saw the grotesque spectacle… man boobs flopping, muffin top jiggling & the pasty white sweaty skin.
It was too much and she began to throw up almost chocking on her own vomit. The neighborhood postman rescued her with a heart punch.
Forced to take some sort of action after the near death experience the ASSociation has filed for a lien on his house.
In other local news the ZOMBIE ALERT for today is CAUTION only 4 zombies sightings were reported from the ZOMBIE PATROL TEAM.
