MISSING BOY SCOUT FROM 1952 RETURNS TO HAUNT CAMPSITE AS ZOMBIE »
The Daily Meltdown 9-20-2009
The Daily Meltdown has uncovered an infared photo of the infamous Missing Boy Scout.
As legend has it the young scout was spending the night in the woods alone to earn his woodsman badge. When he never returned a search party was deployed but all that was found was his tent and pack. [...]
NEIGHBOOR WITH MAN BOOBS MOWS LAWN SHIRTLESS CAUSES TEENAGE GIRL TO CHOKE ON VOMIT »
Jacksonville Fl 9-16-09
A local Jacksonville man has been mowing his grass shirtless flaunting his man boobs and muffin top for all to see.
Neighbors complaints to the Home Owners Association have gone unanswered until today when a teenage girl passing by saw the grotesque spectacle… man boobs flopping, muffin top jiggling & the pasty white [...]