ESCAPED LUNATIC FROM JACKSONVILLE FL FREAKS OUT »
Jacksonville Fl Breaking News
An escaped lunatic from Jacksonville Fl entertained and shocked visitors at the resort in Whistler Canada.
Hitchhiking to the north posing as a peace officer the delusional man finally confiscated a car declaring it was a police matter and he was on a mission from Zod.
No one knows who Zod is except [...]
PROMINENT DOCTOR ARRESTED WITH POLE DANCERS »
Jacksonville Fl Aug – 2 – 2009 DM
A prominent doctor has been arrested in his home for hiring pole dancing prostitutes to attend his Christmas party.
“It was just a bad decision” said the doctor.
Normally mild mannered Dr. Assmana was apparently overcome by his fondness for pole dancing strippers. He admits not thinking it through [...]
WEB 2.0 GIVES FARMER ANUIRISM SELLS GANJA TO SURVIVE »
Jacksonville Fl August – 2 – 2009
A local Jacksonville Fl farmer desperate to make money from his failing farm took desperate measures and resorted to growing marijuana, weed, ganja.. Satan’s smoke.
Desperate to sell it to Facebook and twitter users he tried to wrap his head around the web 2.0 concept. Unfortunately he only had [...]
POLITICIAN WEARS PINK THONG TO MEETING »
Jacksonville Fl DM Aug – 2 – 2009
A local politician and business leader for a fortune 500 company has enacted an unusual Friday dress down day policy.
He has authorized the wearing of thongs, string bikinis, mankinis lingerie and other titillating revealing garments.
However his first meeting on Thong Friday as the policy is know went terribly [...]
JOHN PEYTON TAKETH AWAY AND DOES NOT GIVETH BACK »
John Peyton Screws The Pooch Not To Mention City Employees
There are some pissed off people speaking out about recent changes.
If you listen to the hubbub and read the post in forums, on facebook and twitter you will quickly get the feeling the Peyton has made some very unpopular decisions recently.
Markass – “it’s a wag [...]
INFO OVERLOAD BURNS OFF MANS EYEBROWS »
A Jacksonville Florida man known as an eccentric recluse and afflicted with “Info-mania Syndrome” was injured yesterday and had to be hospitalized.
Apparently he reached the end of the internet overloading his computer causing it to burst into flames.
Only minor injuries were reported.
His eyebrows were singed completely off.
The World Health Organization has issued a pandemic [...]
BOILED PNUT MAN NEVER SEEN PASSER BY’S SUSPECT FOUL PLAY »
A local renegade boiled peanut salesman has been pushing his peanuts from the side of a scenic road in one town.
His ghastly black truck with tinted windows that prevent anyone form seeing inside is a menacing site to passer bys and children gathered at the school bus stop.
The mystery is that no one has [...]
CROWD HORRIFIED BY GHASTLY MOVIE »
Today movie goers World Wide were shocked and horrified by a pre-movie trailer gone horribly wrong.
Instead of the movie teaser that was supposed to play viewers were aghast as an animal rights activist piece aired showing the grotesque mutilation of cows, chickens and pigs at a slaughter house.
Children and adults burst into tears. Many panicked [...]
MARTINI BAR CASA MARINA PENTHOUSE LOUNGE »
Review – Martini Bar Casa Marina Penthouse Lounge
Atmosphere
Laid back modern funk mixed with an element of classy. Dark red accent walls with some New Orleans style pics add a touch of naughtiness. Entrance through the Spanish styled building with an air of Castle like appointments.
Full bar with seating on two levels at round stool height [...]