FARM TOWN GAME CAUSES MOM TO LOSE JOB »
Jacksonville Fl Monday August 31st DM
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A local Jacksonville Mom has been fired for not reporting to work on multiple occasions.
In an interview she says “facebooks farm town game is to blame”.
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ESCAPED LUNATIC FROM JACKSONVILLE FL FREAKS OUT »
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An escaped lunatic from Jacksonville Fl entertained and shocked visitors at the resort in Whistler Canada.
Hitchhiking to the north posing as a peace officer the delusional man finally confiscated a car declaring it was a police matter and he was on a mission from Zod.
No one knows who Zod is except [...]
BELGIUM TRAIN STATION BREAKS INTO DO RE MI DANCE »
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Fueled by the recent phenomenon of spontaneous dance, flash mobs, freeze flashes and more….
Location Belgium Train Station
Hundreds burst into a spontaneous tribal dance when someone played the Do Re Mi song from The Sound of Music in a Belgium train station.
Those unaffected by the music stared in disbelief at the gyrating mob [...]
Do RE MI SONG CREATES MASS HYSTERIA IN BELGIUM »
After news spread of the Do Re Mi incident in a Belgium train station hysteria has ensued locally. Train passengers are afraid to ride fearing they may be trampled in another spontaneous happy dance outbreak.
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THONG WEARING MEN FREAK OUT FAMILY PARK VISITORS »
In this hilarious video a group of thong wearing men freak out family park visitors.
Location unknown. Recently in small town U.S.A. a group of thong wearing men dashed through a family park scaring children and upsetting parents with their flagrant violation of all that is small town America.
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PROMINENT DOCTOR ARRESTED WITH POLE DANCERS »
Jacksonville Fl Aug – 2 – 2009 DM
A prominent doctor has been arrested in his home for hiring pole dancing prostitutes to attend his Christmas party.
“It was just a bad decision” said the doctor.
Normally mild mannered Dr. Assmana was apparently overcome by his fondness for pole dancing strippers. He admits not thinking it through [...]
WEB 2.0 GIVES FARMER ANUIRISM SELLS GANJA TO SURVIVE »
Jacksonville Fl August – 2 – 2009
A local Jacksonville Fl farmer desperate to make money from his failing farm took desperate measures and resorted to growing marijuana, weed, ganja.. Satan’s smoke.
Desperate to sell it to Facebook and twitter users he tried to wrap his head around the web 2.0 concept. Unfortunately he only had [...]
BANNED VIDEO CAUSES OUTRAGE »
Followers of Dick Butts on twitter have been outraged by YouTubes decision to ban his controversial video.
Although the video has no nudity the ass branding of Dicks domain name on one woman caused an outcry by the Americas Civil Liberties Union.
The branded dot com name was located where the usual tram stamp tattoo goes.
Although [...]
POLITICIAN WEARS PINK THONG TO MEETING »
Jacksonville Fl DM Aug – 2 – 2009
A local politician and business leader for a fortune 500 company has enacted an unusual Friday dress down day policy.
He has authorized the wearing of thongs, string bikinis, mankinis lingerie and other titillating revealing garments.
However his first meeting on Thong Friday as the policy is know went terribly [...]