The Daily Meltdown has uncovered an infared photo of the infamous Missing Boy Scout.

As legend has it the young scout was spending the night in the woods alone to earn his woodsman badge. When he never returned a search party was deployed but all that was found was his tent and pack. He had vanished without a trace.

It was believed he may have wandered into a sink hole located in the very woods where he was sent to spend the night…

Today the sink hole has been surrounded by a large fence. The first scout hut built in Jacksonville Fl is located near by and is host for the first camp out of the year.

Stories are told around the fire pit that the missing boy scout often returns in the form of a zombie to claim his woodsman badge. Many have claimed to see the ghostly figure standing at the edge of the camp in front of his tent only to vanish along with his tent when approached. Most believed this to be just a campfire ghost story.

Investigating the tale the daily meltdown zombie team camped out with the scouts to see for themselves. Setting up infared photo equipment set to go off when any movement is detected in the staked out area…

Their cameras captured this haunting photo. He had indeed returned to claim his woodsman badge. As the investigative team approached the zombie boyscout he vanished with his tent without a trace.

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A local Jacksonville man has been mowing his grass shirtless flaunting his man boobs and muffin top for all to see.

Neighbors complaints to the Home Owners Association have gone unanswered until today when a teenage girl passing by saw the grotesque spectacle…  man boobs flopping, muffin top jiggling & the pasty white sweaty skin.

It was too much and she began to throw up almost chocking on her own vomit. The neighborhood postman rescued her with a heart punch.

Forced to take some sort of action after the near death experience the ASSociation has filed for a lien on his house.

In other local news the ZOMBIE ALERT for today is CAUTION only 4 zombies sightings were reported from the ZOMBIE PATROL TEAM.

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Today We Send A Message

The largest gathering of conservative Tea Party politics is set to protest in Washington DC today.

Organized mostly “virtually” through facebook and twitter thousands are expected to march.

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Conspiracy Theorist Charlie Sheen Speaks Out

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Charlie Sheen famous actor & conspiracy theorist speaks out through multiple venues calling for the President to reopen the investigation in the 911 tradegy.

Most notable is his appearance on the controversial infowars.com site with host Alex Jones who admitadley is trying to be squelched by the “forces that be”.

See the video here Remembering September 11th

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Today’s Hot Topic on Twitter the social network site was World Suicide Day. This official day for the prevention of suicide  went wrong when prank twitter post began appearing giving it a sinister meaning & frightening users.

Many thought that World War III had begun and the nations of the world had all simultaneously launched nuclear devices at each other along with death rays from outer space.

A War of The Worlds type scenario played out across many cities and third world countries.

A Google Hot Trend for today the search term for World Suicide was last seen at number 3 right behind the ACORN prostitute scandal.

One Jacksonville child was quoted as saying “why didn’t the president warn us in yesterdays speech”. He was comforted by his Mom who softly sang the famous Doris Day song “whatever will be will be the futures not ours to see….”

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One local man only known as the “Facebook Snowman” is on a quest to have deceased comedian Red Skelton’s Pledge of Allegiance aired on September 8th instead of the scheduled speech by the President.

See the Red Skelton Video here… a patriots voice from the grave

Amid a public and political hailstorm it seems the Presidents speech will go as planned. In this video Laura Ingraham from the Bill O’Reilly show speaks out.

Other videos from MSNBC and more cite 8 states that refuse to air the speech. We will air the MSNBC video on Tuesday September 8th. The National Tea Party Coalition Announced “Hall Pass on That” for September 8th Presidential Address.

What do you think?

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Ad shows dangers of ‘texting can be deadly’ while driving.
Is a powerful haunting video, a dramatization, comes from the Gwent Police Department in Britain, and is aimed at kids.

This ad shows the bloody outcome of texting while driving.

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