MISSING BOY SCOUT FROM 1952 RETURNS TO HAUNT CAMPSITE AS ZOMBIE »
The Daily Meltdown 9-20-2009
The Daily Meltdown has uncovered an infared photo of the infamous Missing Boy Scout.
As legend has it the young scout was spending the night in the woods alone to earn his woodsman badge. When he never returned a search party was deployed but all that was found was his tent and pack. [...]
NEIGHBOOR WITH MAN BOOBS MOWS LAWN SHIRTLESS CAUSES TEENAGE GIRL TO CHOKE ON VOMIT »
Jacksonville Fl 9-16-09
A local Jacksonville man has been mowing his grass shirtless flaunting his man boobs and muffin top for all to see.
Neighbors complaints to the Home Owners Association have gone unanswered until today when a teenage girl passing by saw the grotesque spectacle… man boobs flopping, muffin top jiggling & the pasty white [...]
REMEMBERING SEPTEMBER 11TH CHARLIE SHEEN SPEAKS OUT »
Remembering September 11th DMN Jacksonville Fl
Conspiracy Theorist Charlie Sheen Speaks Out
Photo Credit Charlie Sheen - Creative Common License & Parks & Recreation from Wikipedia
Charlie Sheen famous actor & conspiracy theorist speaks out through multiple venues calling for the President to reopen the investigation in the 911 tradegy.
Most notable is his appearance on the controversial infowars.com [...]
OBAMAS SCHOOL SPEECH TO BE REPLACED BY RED SKELTON PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE »
One local man only known as the “Facebook Snowman” is on a quest to have deceased comedian Red Skelton’s Pledge of Allegiance aired on September 8th instead of the scheduled speech by the President.
See the Red Skelton Video here… a patriots voice from the grave
Amid a public and political hailstorm it seems the Presidents speech [...]
BIG SHOT FRIVALOUS LAWYERS SMEAR JOHN THRASHER »
Jacksonville Fl 9-4-2009
The smear campaigns against John Thrasher are raining from the sky as he runs for Florida State Senate after Kings passing away. Big shot lawyers that thrive on frivalous law suits are said to be behind these smear tactics and websites.
Jeb Bush is now airing an ad pledging his support for Thrasher.
Thrasher became [...]
Shocking Texting While Driving Video »
Viewers Horrified. Tears Shed. Lesson Learned (we hope). Don’t text while driving.
Caution Graphic Content! It is a simulation but very realistic.
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PROMINENT DOCTOR ARRESTED WITH POLE DANCERS »
Jacksonville Fl Aug – 2 – 2009 DM
A prominent doctor has been arrested in his home for hiring pole dancing prostitutes to attend his Christmas party.
“It was just a bad decision” said the doctor.
Normally mild mannered Dr. Assmana was apparently overcome by his fondness for pole dancing strippers. He admits not thinking it through [...]
WEB 2.0 GIVES FARMER ANUIRISM SELLS GANJA TO SURVIVE »
Jacksonville Fl August – 2 – 2009
A local Jacksonville Fl farmer desperate to make money from his failing farm took desperate measures and resorted to growing marijuana, weed, ganja.. Satan’s smoke.
Desperate to sell it to Facebook and twitter users he tried to wrap his head around the web 2.0 concept. Unfortunately he only had [...]
POLITICIAN WEARS PINK THONG TO MEETING »
Jacksonville Fl DM Aug – 2 – 2009
A local politician and business leader for a fortune 500 company has enacted an unusual Friday dress down day policy.
He has authorized the wearing of thongs, string bikinis, mankinis lingerie and other titillating revealing garments.
However his first meeting on Thong Friday as the policy is know went terribly [...]
JOHN PEYTON TAKETH AWAY AND DOES NOT GIVETH BACK »
John Peyton Screws The Pooch Not To Mention City Employees
There are some pissed off people speaking out about recent changes.
If you listen to the hubbub and read the post in forums, on facebook and twitter you will quickly get the feeling the Peyton has made some very unpopular decisions recently.
Markass – “it’s a wag [...]