INFO OVERLOAD BURNS OFF MANS EYEBROWS »

A Jacksonville Florida man known as an eccentric recluse and afflicted with “Info-mania Syndrome” was injured yesterday and had to be hospitalized.
Apparently he reached the end of the internet overloading his computer causing it to burst into flames.
Only minor injuries were reported.
His eyebrows were singed completely off.
The World Health Organization has issued a pandemic [...]