MISSING BOY SCOUT FROM 1952 RETURNS TO HAUNT CAMPSITE AS ZOMBIE »
The Daily Meltdown 9-20-2009
The Daily Meltdown has uncovered an infared photo of the infamous Missing Boy Scout.
As legend has it the young scout was spending the night in the woods alone to earn his woodsman badge. When he never returned a search party was deployed but all that was found was his tent and pack. [...]
NEIGHBOOR WITH MAN BOOBS MOWS LAWN SHIRTLESS CAUSES TEENAGE GIRL TO CHOKE ON VOMIT »
Jacksonville Fl 9-16-09
A local Jacksonville man has been mowing his grass shirtless flaunting his man boobs and muffin top for all to see.
Neighbors complaints to the Home Owners Association have gone unanswered until today when a teenage girl passing by saw the grotesque spectacle… man boobs flopping, muffin top jiggling & the pasty white [...]
WORLD SUICIDE DAY CAUSES TWITTER PANIC »
Jacksonville Fl DMI – WHO World Suicide Day
Today’s Hot Topic on Twitter the social network site was World Suicide Day. This official day for the prevention of suicide went wrong when prank twitter post began appearing giving it a sinister meaning & frightening users.
Many thought that World War III had begun and the nations of [...]
ESCAPED LUNATIC FROM JACKSONVILLE FL FREAKS OUT »
Jacksonville Fl Breaking News
An escaped lunatic from Jacksonville Fl entertained and shocked visitors at the resort in Whistler Canada.
Hitchhiking to the north posing as a peace officer the delusional man finally confiscated a car declaring it was a police matter and he was on a mission from Zod.
No one knows who Zod is except [...]
BELGIUM TRAIN STATION BREAKS INTO DO RE MI DANCE »
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Fueled by the recent phenomenon of spontaneous dance, flash mobs, freeze flashes and more….
Location Belgium Train Station
Hundreds burst into a spontaneous tribal dance when someone played the Do Re Mi song from The Sound of Music in a Belgium train station.
Those unaffected by the music stared in disbelief at the gyrating mob [...]
BANNED VIDEO CAUSES OUTRAGE »
Followers of Dick Butts on twitter have been outraged by YouTubes decision to ban his controversial video.
Although the video has no nudity the ass branding of Dicks domain name on one woman caused an outcry by the Americas Civil Liberties Union.
The branded dot com name was located where the usual tram stamp tattoo goes.
Although [...]
POLITICIAN WEARS PINK THONG TO MEETING »
Jacksonville Fl DM Aug – 2 – 2009
A local politician and business leader for a fortune 500 company has enacted an unusual Friday dress down day policy.
He has authorized the wearing of thongs, string bikinis, mankinis lingerie and other titillating revealing garments.
However his first meeting on Thong Friday as the policy is know went terribly [...]
FACEBOOK SUICIDE HAS USERS RUNNING SCARED »
Facebooks new policy of all user content hostage and selling to the KGB has users fleeing the social platform in record numbers.
Facebook Suicide as it has been coined is the act of deleting your entire account. But for most it is to late they have already gathered and now own to much information on [...]
JOHN PEYTON TAKETH AWAY AND DOES NOT GIVETH BACK »
John Peyton Screws The Pooch Not To Mention City Employees
There are some pissed off people speaking out about recent changes.
If you listen to the hubbub and read the post in forums, on facebook and twitter you will quickly get the feeling the Peyton has made some very unpopular decisions recently.
Markass – “it’s a wag [...]
INFO OVERLOAD BURNS OFF MANS EYEBROWS »
A Jacksonville Florida man known as an eccentric recluse and afflicted with “Info-mania Syndrome” was injured yesterday and had to be hospitalized.
Apparently he reached the end of the internet overloading his computer causing it to burst into flames.
Only minor injuries were reported.
His eyebrows were singed completely off.
The World Health Organization has issued a pandemic [...]